If I Were A Boy – Pineapple Print

posted on: Thursday, August 22, 2013

Does pineapple print clothing count towards my fruit intake?

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.


Wearing: Choies snapback hat* & pineapple cropped sweater*, Unlabelled skater skort, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots, Unlabelled socks (similar here)


Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Five things I’ve learnt from this look:

1. I like pineapples even more that I already did.

2. Wearing thigh-high socks is almost as thrilling as being able to eat in bed all day.

3. Despite having olive skin, I really need to tan my stomach.

4. I underestimated the amount of skorts I actually bought in Thailand.

5. If a girl wears a hat bearing the word “BOY”, she is going encounter some confused expressions from onlookers.

Choies sent me over this super awesome sweater. It’s so awesome I can’t even find real words express how awesome it is. Pineapple print clothing is just generally cool. It’s also kinda super hipster but I like pineapples so it’s all forgiven. I was also sent this hat which is also super cool because even though everyone here is snapback-crazed I haven’t seen anybody rocking one like this yet. It makes me different. Which is totally cool to me & not hipster at all.

*cough*

Sorry about my vampire stomach guys. I promise I’ll tan it in summer.

Which is about three months away.