Jumpsuit To Conclusions

posted on: Tuesday, April 19, 2016

I don’t even think there’s a conclusion to this post.. Just a cool black jumpsuit.

Monochrome Perth street style.

Wearing: Closet Wise*, Dylan Kain Rodriguez bag, Boohoo heels*

Closet Wise jumpsuit one piece outfit.

How to wear a jumpsuit.
Minimalist chic outfit.

Minimalist fashion blogger outfit.

Black jumpsuit one piece with heels.
Black flared pants with heels.

Corporate outfit wearing a black jumpsuit with flared pants.

All black jumpsuit outfit.

Closet Wise clothing review.
Perth fashion blog.

Perth life & style blogger.

You know when you buy a bag of Starburst Chews & you open the bag & it’s basically all orange & lemon & nothing like you wanted? Well this is kinda like me in this outfit. Only, I would be the seller of the Starbursts. Is that clear? Probably not. Let me say this bluntly, I am nowhere near as tall as I look in these photos as I am in real life. That probably doesn’t make any more sense so let me try again: THIS JUMPSUIT IS FREAKIN’ AMAZING. I’m the height of what my brother refers to as Oompaloopa size. Maybe not as short as them but certainly nowhere near as the grand height this Closet Wise piece makes me appear. I almost can’t believe how elongated I look in this piece. I think I might just start buying black jumpsuits in different styles now. I’ve gotten over the whole toilet issue which has been replaced with comfort & feelings of superiority that doesn’t usually come with the height 5”4. Am I being over dramatic? Judging by all the rhetorical questions in this post, most likely. Does it even matter?

Of course it does.

P.S. I still don’t know what the hell this post is about. Try & focus on the awesome jumpsuit.

Photos by William Valle-Pezzanelli.

  • xoiiee h

    This jumpsuit looks really good on you!
    I’ve never tried wearing a jumpsuit, now I may try one the next time I’m at the store. (:
    Great post!

    xo, XOIIEE | Life in Style

  • Minoru Saito

    I think many Australian people just fit black color. Very beautiful photos!


    OH I love this jumpsuit, it’s gorgeous

    Filipa xxx
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  • Haha, you’re not short at all at 5″4! But this jumpsuit does make you look about 6 feet, that’s why I love black long pants and dresses, they can do wonders to your height!


  • I adore jumpsuits! they are so sophisticated! Yours is perfect!
    Kira Is Wearing

  • Elena Holl

    Wow!! That jumper is just perfection!! Love its casual design!
    XO from Germany 🙂

  • That jumpsuit is awesome on you! 🙂 Perfect with the heels too. I’d always ruled out jumpsuits, being petite, but you’re not that much taller than me and this looks great on you! 🙂

    Away From The Blue Blog

  • Love the black jumpsuit. You look amazing in it, Shannon. It looks pretty comfy as well. Have a great day!
    – Elise XO

  • Yes – a totally and incredibly beautiful black jumpsuit! Who needs a conclusion when you’ve got this outfit?! I love how wide the legs are.


  • Cara E

    Amazing jumpsuit! <3

  • You look amazing in that jumpsuit!
    And don’t worry, I’m nowhere near as tall as I look in most photos too! haha
    Habba x

  • Might as well rename this post to “thebomb.com”. Love how effortlessly chic this ‘fit is, and how you mixed sexy and elegant. And so much yes to these golden accents!
    Much love xx

    Iman @ Manigazer

  • Ann

    Love the outfit totally, you look so good on it. ^^


  • Ashley Christabelle

    So in love with the jumpsuit! I have a similar one from Topshop and I’ve wore it a thousand times, haha! Don’t worry, you’re much more taller than me. I’m barely 5 feet tall, so, I hope that makes you feel better about your height!